The New Sunday

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After years of being a pastor of some form, paid or unpaid, I was used to Sunday mornings always being filled, rushed, and stressful. I’ve been out of that world for a couple years now, and have learned that Sunday mornings don’t even need to remotely look like that anymore. Now I get up when I feel like it, make some coffee, bacon, eggs, and toast and just relax.

Yeah, I still go to church on Sunday evenings… in a living room with a few people.  But it’s relaxed.  Often we even have beer while churching it up.

Somehow this just seems to make a lot more sense for this day of rest. Even if I did accidently put too much salt on my eggs this morning.

Things I Learned Watching the Oscars

It’s probably been about 10 years since I’ve watched more than a minute or two of the Oscars.  It’s not that I don’t care… I do.  I’m always very curious to see who wins, but I’ve always been content looking it up the next day.  Awards shows are just boring, and I don’t need them.  But in order to be social I went to the Oscar party I was invited to, and I learned a few things:

  • I’m amazing at picking winners.  I tied for the win at our party, mostly by randomly checking boxes.
  • Kirk Douglas is still alive.
  • At 137 years old Kirk Douglas still has more game than I ever had.
  • Anne Hathaway would be hilarious to hang out with.  Also, she’s hot.  And she exists.  I had no clue who she was.
  • James Franco is a moron.  Also didn’t know who he was.
  • Jeff Bridges looks better in a robe holding a white russian than in a tux.
  • Oprah screwed Banksy, but is powerful enough to read whatever name she wants in the envelope and no one can do anything about it.  Damn Oprah.
  • Seriously, Kirk Douglas is still alive?
  • I was the only person there old enough to remember Jack Palance doing one handed push-ups.
  • If they already presume you’re going to win best picture, you get to be the entire focal point of the best picture nominees montage.
  • Natalie Portman is seriously pregnant.
  • It’s very clear which female presenters are comfortable with their boobs.
  • Marisa Tomei likes short, stocky bald men.
  • Was that really Kirk Douglas?  Come on… he’s still alive?

Friday (Sunday) Happy Hour: Yeah, it’s late.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  It’s Sunday.  I didn’t do this on Friday.  I get it.  But I skipped the week before (based on the fact that there wasn’t a single question I even remotely had an answer to.  So I thought I’d do Mental Floss’ Friday Happy Hour today.  As always, questions come from the posts, but the answers are mine.

1. What’s a book that changed your life?

I’m going to go with A Generous Orthodoxy by Brian McClaren.  It really was the culmination of several years of thoughts I’d had about what Christianity is and should be compared to how it has been practiced in my experience.  This book put a lot of words to thoughts I’d been having and opened and stretched my ways of thinking in a variety of ways in which it desperately needed to be stretched.  All of those things ended up taking me off the pastoral track onto some track that I’m still not sure where it should lead. Off the institutional church track is a good thing… not knowing what that all means is difficult.   Also it has one of the best subtitles ever: Why I am a missional, evangelical, post/protestant, liberal/conservative, mystical/poetic, biblical, charismatic/contemplative, fundamentalist/calvinist, anabaptist/anglican, methodist, catholic, green, incarnational, depressed-yet-hopeful, emergent, unfinished Christian.


2. Let’s pretend you stumbled upon a wish-granting genie. This genie is powerful, but not as generous as the “three wishes” genies you’ve read about. You only get one wish, and it’s pretty limiting—you can pick any one person and do his or her current job for one day. Who would you pick, and what would you do that day?

I want Stan Weber’s job for one day.  Not because I idolize him, by any means.  For those who don’t know, he is K-State’s color analyst on radio for football and men’s basketball games.  I actually find him very annoying and a way over the top homer.  But that’s not the point.  The point is I’ve always dreamed of being a radio sports announcer, and I got to try it out one time doing a small college football game.  But to get to do my number one love, and alma mater, K-State?  That would potentially be the greatest accomplishment of my life.  So I’d like to replace Stan and call a game next to Wyatt (who I do like, and think does a very good job).


3. If you’re a parent, is there something special you got for your child before he or she was born? Or did your parents get something special for you? (Any kind of keepsake – not a crib, diapers, etc.)

Wait, what?  I’m not a parent, nor am I aware of anything.  So this question gets a lame answer.

 

4. I like to shamelessly use this space to get recommendations: books, comedians, podcasts, you name it. So let’s leave it wide open. What’s something (anything) you recommend?

Here’s a podcast that’s a bit off the radar:  Coyle and Sharpe.  They stopped producing podcasts at 100 episodes, but the good news is that there are 100 episodes to listen to.  Get there.  Do it.  Listen.  They were duping people on the radio before morning guys knew they could.

Each episode is just a couple minutes long, but they are laugh out loud hilarious.  This is from before people knew that someone with a microphone could possibly not be telling the truth.  The innocence of the people they interview along with the absolute ridiculousness of all they say is pure gold.

#22 – Dave Duerson

RIP, #22Dave Duerson
November 28, 1960 – February 17, 2011

When you look at all the various characters that exist in the NFL today, they owe a sense of allegiance to the ’85 Bears.  I don’t think any team prior to us had the kind of fun we did. We enjoyed each other off the field and executed to near perfection on it, particularly in the Super Bowl.

-Dave Duerson

Len Lesser

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Len Lesser
December 3, 1922-February 16, 2011

I was at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem and feeling very spiritual and someone ran up and yelled, “Uncle Leo! Uncle Leo! Where’s the watch?”  It’s sacrilege. I love it.
-Len Lesser

Friday Happy Hour: ID4x4

Once again it’s time for some Friday Happy Hour direct from the blogs at Mental Floss:

ID41. A few weeks ago we talked about rewatchable movies—films you’ll watch again and again on cable or DVD. But what about movies you saw in theaters and couldn’t wait for home video to see again? What movies did you see multiple times in theaters? (Do you remember what made you want to go back?)

The obvious answer for me is each of the Star Wars movies.  I’m just a geek that way.  But the other one I’ll add in here is Independence Day.  It’s just a cheesy fun big summer movie, but for what it was at the time it came out, I couldn’t get enough of it, and going to it became an event for me and the people I hung out with… ended up seeing it 4 times in the theater.

2. One of the first magazines I subscribed to was Nintendo Power. I remember reading a Letter to the Editor about a group of friends so intent on buying the game Ice Hockey, they flew all over North America and spent thousands of dollars trying to locate a copy. (I don’t know how fierce the editors were in verifying claims made in these letters.) No idea what made me think of that this morning. But have you ever gone on an elaborate quest, Harold & Kumar-style, to buy something on a whim? Where did your travels take you?

Just this week in Kansas City… the quest for the Boulevard Chocolate Ale.  Who knew that a beer could become the must have item?  Checking every store, multiple times, I kept striking out, but now that it’s all said and done I managed to score 4 bottles, including the 4th bottle that I stopped this afternoon to pick up on the way to the airport.

3. We had our first-in-years company retreat last weekend in Durham, North Carolina, on the Duke University campus. While the words “company retreat” conjured up visions of icebreaker activities and trust falls, those exercises were replaced on our agenda with bowling and basketball and discussing what exactly made the hotel coffee so bad. That last one required breakout sessions. Have you ever had to go on a company retreat? How’d that work out?

The best one I can think of is when I was a pastor.  The denomination I worked for was pretty conservative and their idea of a fun retreat left a bit to be desired.  Branson, Missouri… the place that represents all that is wrong with the world.

4. Every few months we end with the same simple question—what are you currently reading? Do you recommend it?

I’m currently reading Open, Andre Agassi’s autobiography.  I’m really fascinated by it.  The range of things that can lead to someone’s greatness is really amazing.

At What Cost?

Curtis KellyEvery serious K-State fan knows what happened this week.  At least we know a few bits and pieces.  Message boards started going crazy on Tuesday, and the K-State Twitter world soon followed, when rumors started to fly about Curtis Kelly.  He was kicked off the team for failing drug tests.  He was still on the team, and the best player ever.  He broke some rules, but we don’t know what.  He probably beat his girlfriend in the middle of the night too (oh wait, sorry, that’s KU).  Since then tons of rumors have flown around, but nothing official has been stated until today.  Curtis Kelly is still a member of the team, is practicing, and will play Saturday against Colorado.  Everything else at this point is rumor, speculation, and unnamed sources.

It just raised a question over the past few days… at what cost do we want to win? Now this isn’t necessarily a question about the Curtis Kelly situation (or non situation, whichever the case may be). It’s a question of ethics and character vs. winning.  I can only think of one program in college basketball that consistently wins and does not have consistent public character issues… and let’s face it, Kansas State is not Duke.  You only have to look 75 miles east to see a program that consistently wins, but stars girlfriend beaters, sexual assaulters, and a kid who took thousands of dollars and somehow only was suspended for 9 games… hypothetically speaking, of course.

So the question to be raised is, which do we want to be?  A team that wins, or a team that is clean?  Can that exist in the same program outside of Durham? Maybe it’s my cynicism, but I’m just not sure it can anymore.  Not in big time sports.  I want to say the right thing, but I’ve found myself over the past few days just wanting this whole situation (or non situation, whichever the case may be) with Curtis Kelly to just go away.  Play, and let the chips fall where they may once the season, and his collegiate career, are over.  And that may just be what is happening.  But that goes against everything I’ve always thought I am as a fan.

So I have to ask myself, and all the other K-State fans out there, who are we really?

Jordy for President!

Why yes, that is a man with a Superbowl ring along with me and boys.  During his rookie year with Green Bay, Jordy Nelson was back at K-State and tailgated next to us, so we took a second to snap a picture.

I wasn’t rooting for Green Bay.  As a Chicago Bears fan, I would never do such an evil thing.  But Jordy is a K-Stater and I’m proud of him for not just earning a ring, but scoring the game’s first TD as well as several other significant catches.

Jordy Nelson… we salute you!

The finished product…

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Here’s how the wings ended up. The verdict? Still not as good as fried, but if you’re going to bake them this is a solid substitute.

And yes, I do have a football shaped crock pot. You have a problem with that?

Also, if you’re wondering… all commercials except mini-vader and the flower one with the great rack have sucked. Superbowl commercials just aren’t what they used to be.

A New Take on Wings

Some guys are leg guys.  Others are breast men.  I’m a wing man.  Well, when it comes to chicken, at least.

Naturally, being Superbowl Sunday tomorrow I thought I better make some wings to bring to the party.  I remembered reading this article awhile back, so I thought I’d give it a try. I’ve always been a fried, not baked guy… any real man is.  But this article claims you can get that same crispyness (not a real word), by allowing them to dry for 8 or more hours in the fridge, uncovered.  First they’re coated in baking powder (not soda… dagnabit, need to learn to remember which is which before I go to the store… but after 2 trips, I have plenty of both now) and salt.

So here they are… ready to dry out.  We’ll see how they turn out.

As for the sauce, I’m planning on using the sauce from this recipe because it’s crazy good, and it’ll do very well for a large group party.  Can’t go too hot when there may be weenies around.

Snowpocalypse!

Sno-hawk!This video didn’t turn out at all like I wanted it to, but someone out there may find it slightly interesting.  During Snowpocalypse 2011 I worked from home and every 15 minutes I took a picture out of my window to see the snow accumulate.  Next time I’ll try taking the pictures out a window that doesn’t have a screen on it.  You’ve been warned.

Friday Happy Hour: KC Museum of BBQ

It’s been awhile since I’ve answered one of these, but hey, why not… here goes the Friday Happy Hour stolen from Mental Floss:

1. In your opinion, at this point in your life, what’s the most rewatchable movie? Even though you’ve seen the film dozens of times, you’re excited to see it come on TV, you might own it and pop it in from time to time, and you don’t see yourself getting sick of it in the near future.

Without question, for me this is Star Wars.  Especially A New Hope.  Though I never watch any movie when I see it on TV.  I’d always rather pop in the DVD and watch it start to finish.  Watching parts of movies ruins them for me.

2. Reader Anthony left this comment under our Nerf history article:“When my wife and I got married, the bridesmaids got little jewelry boxes as the their thank you gifts. The groomsmen? Nerf guns.”What’s the greatest bridesmaid/groomsman gift you’ve received (or given)?

Best for me came from my sister’s wedding.  A mix CD of carefully chosen songs along with a huge 32oz beer mug with my last name engraved on it along with an imported bottle (can’t remember which kind).  Needed a couple more bottles to fill the thing though…
3. If you don’t have an answer for #2 but still like talking about weddings, here’s a Happy Hour question from 2009:I’ve been to my share of weddings over the years, and they all went as planned. No bride or groom ever failed to show or said the wrong name or fled the altar. No former lovers ever interrupted the ceremony, and everyone else chose to forever hold their peace. Of course, weddings in books, movies, and TV shows get screwed up all the time. Have you ever been to a wedding where, for whatever reason, nobody got married?

No, but this could be a really cool story if it did happen… as long as it wasn’t anyone close to me.  One of those “only there because I feel obligated” sorts of weddings.  Especially if I got them some kind of cool gift that I could now keep.
4. You’ve been tapped to open a new museum in whatever city you’re currently living. You should pick something you’re interested in, but also something that will appeal to your fellow citizens. With those two caveats in mind, what will be the name of your new museum?

This one seems simple to me (and why hasn’t someone already done it?!?!) The Kansas City Museum of Barbecue.  Items and memorabilia from all the great KC BBQ places… Bryant’s, Gate’s, Smokestack, and more.  An area that compares and contrasts techniques is a must.  And by far, the main attraction is the tasting room.